GW Pilots Dating Service

By knightdbz Note- Italic means thinking

Heero just sat in his chair and looked at the red light on the camera, he didn’t feel comfortable in this environment. He still couldn’t believe where he was, and how he got there. Why did the other pilots feel that this was a good idea and decide to drag me into it. He didn’t want to meet girls, all he cared about was completing his missions, but their were no more missions to complete since the war ended and then he could hear a voice calling to him.

Trowa: Just answer the questions and get it over with, just think of it as a new type of mission.

Heero: I don’t see the point of this and how do you get me to come here again.

Trowa: We took your gun.

Heero just looked at him with his death glare and remember the four other pilots tackled him to the ground just a half hour ago and drag him into this room.

Trowa: So unless you go and ask out Relena, you will make this tape and you may just met a girl who won’t stalk you.

He thought about it for a moment a decided yo just make the stupid tape and then they will leave him alone and plus, Trowa was pointing his gun at him. Heero

began to answer the questions that they had on cards in front of him.

Heero: My name, If I tell them my name I will have to kill them.

Trowa: Damn it, just say your name, it’s not like it’s your real name anyway.

Heero: Ok then, my name is Heero Yuy....I am from the colonies...I can’t say which one....I have no hobbies unless you count fighting in wars and piloting mobile suits, all I know how to do is fight...I go job to job not staying in the same place for to long, it makes it harder for people to find me ( he looks at Trowa) then continued.

Trowa just stood there watching him and realized that he had just learned more about Heero in the last ten minutes then he has all of the years that he has known the young pilot. When he was done they left the room to find the other pilots in the waiting room. Wufei was reading a magazine in the corner, Quatra was looking out the window, and Duo was a video game that he brought with him.

Trowa: We’re done.

Duo: I’m impressed, it only took you a hour.

Duo looked at Heero with a big smile and Heero looked like he was about to kill Duo. But luckily for Duo that Trowa still had his gun and wouldn’t give to him until Duo wasn’t around. That’s because it was his idea to make these tapes in the first place.

Quatra: The lady at the desk said that they would mail the tape in one week. I told her to send all of them to my address. We could watch them there, I have a big screen TV that we could use.

Duo: Yea and Wufei and Heero won’t be able to throw them away.

Heero: Damn..their goes plan A.

Wufei: Hey, I wouldn’t of done this if I didn’t have a reason, so all you have to do is watch out for Heero.

Wufei made this tape to get back at the injustice made by Sally remarks towards him. She said that there is no other women that could deal with him and his speeches. He was out to show that she was wrong in her statements.

The pilots got and headed to their homes and when Duo was out of sight Trowa handed back Heero his gun, but with no bullets, just incase. Before Heero disappeared Trowa told him not to try to get away, they will be keeping an eye on him. Heero didn’t plan on trying to hide, he thought he my get some entertainment from this. One week went by untill the tapes from the girls that were interested in their tapes came, and all of the GW pilots showed up.

Duo: So what is the verdict, How many tapes did they send.

Quatra: Well, three for you, three for me, two for Trown, two for Wufei and amazingly one for Heero.

Duo: We will save that on for last, it’s bound to be the best one.

Duo then noticed Heero staring at him a foot away from him and he remembered that he now has his gun back. Duo preceded to cover his mouth with his hands and slowly walked backwards and sat on the couch.

Trowa: Hey Wufei...would you like to go first?

Wufei: I don’t care...do what you want.

Duo: I’ll take that as a yes, this should be interesting to say the least.

Duo grabbed the tapes from Quatra and sat in front of the TV and put in the first tape. Quatra sat in the recliner and Wufei and Trowa took the couch and Heero just leaned against a nearby wall.

The first girl was boring and had nothing to say that Wufei was interested in. Duo then put in the seconded tape and hit play. The tape started to play, and a beautiful girl came on to the screen and began to talk.

Hi...My name is Jennifer..but my friends call me Jen...I leave in Tokyo, Japan....I like to practice my sword technic, I hate to be called weak...I work on repairing labor suits and I would like to be a preventer one day..etc.

Wufei hung on ever word that she said, with ever word that came out he was one more step closer to love. He couldn’t believe that their was such a girl that was so much like him, and at the same time so different.

Wufei: I must meet this girl, Maxwell, hand me that tape now!!!

Duo: alright, wait a second, let me take out of the vcr first.

Wufei took the tape and left right away, he just keep on muttering to himself, I can’t believe it, over and over. The other pilots were in shock to see him like this, Heero smacked his head as Wufei left the room.

Duo: Well, lets continue, maybe we will get as lucky as Wufei....would you like to go next Q-man?

Quatra: Sure, why not, if no one minds.

Heero and Trowa didn’t say anything so they just assumed that they didn’t minded or cared. Duo then put in the first tape. Quatra didn’t care for any of the girls on the tapes, they had none of the qualities that he was looking for. It seemed like they may have known that he was loaded and wanted him for his money.

Up next was Duo , He jumped at the opportunity when no one answered who would like to go next. The first girl was almost put Duo to sleep but the girl in the second tape grabbed his attending, then she began to speak.

Hello....My name is Melissa...I am from Tampa, Florida....I like to sky dive, water ski, bungee jump, and basically anything to get a rush...I work in the demolition field and I really get a rush when I knock down a Twenty story building..etc.

Trowa: It looks like you just found your soul mate.

Duo: Maybe, we will just have to see about that one... I will just put that one aside for now...just in case the next one sucks.

Heero: Don’t wait to long, I girl that may not be around for too long if you know what I mean?

Duo: Funny, real funny...lets continue on.

The third tape was pretty lame compared to the seconded one, Duo decided that he would wait to see the others before he would contacted the girl from the second tape. Also, he didn’t want to make a big deal in front of Quatra because of his crappy luck that he had with his tapes.

Trowa: I guess that it is my turn now, this should be interesting.

Quatra: Sure, I could only guess what type of girl that Trowa could attract, I mean he seams like such a loner, just as much as Heero is. Which I’m a little scared to see the tape sent to him.

Heero was thinking to himself as Duo put in Trowa’s first tape, He was amazed that both Wufei and Duo had found girls that match them to a T and Quatra didn’t, and he was the kindest of all the pilots, he felt that was irony at it’s finest.

Trowa did not find any of the tapes sent to him to be of any interest, and he tried not to show it , but he was quite disappointed. He was hoping that he would find I girl that would distract him from catherine and him leaving the circus to be a preventer with Wufei.

Next up was Heero, He showed no care, but he still decided to watch the tape. He hope he would be able to get a laugh at of it, or what he consider a laugh. When he lifted his head the tape hade already began and all of the pilots were in complete silent from the shock.

Duo:(muttering) what..the..hell? I would have never guess this.

Heero: NO!!!!!! it can’t be.

Quatra: I can’t believe it......Relena!

Trowa:( Laughed) So, you and her are true soul mates

Heero pulled out his gun and pointed it at Trowa and gave him his most intense death glare.

Heero: Take that back!!! Now!!!

The End

Legal thing - I don’t own gundam wing or anything that goes with it.