It Started Like This¡­¡­

By Nanashi

Rate: G

¡° Hey guys, it¡¯s a telegraph from Relena!¡± announced Duo.

¡° What does she want?¡± asked Heero.

¡° Probably you!¡± answered Duo.

Silently, Heero put a gun up to Duo¡¯s head, ¡° omae¡­.¡± (oh, c¡¯mon, we all know what he¡¯s gonna say)

¡°What does it say Duo?¡± asked Quatre.

¡° Hmm¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡±¡¯

¡°What does it say?¡± asked Heero, getting impatient.

¡°Hmm¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡±

¡°Just say it, Maxwell.¡± Said Wufei.

¡°Hmm¡­¡­¡­¡­.¡±

¡°Gimme that, by the way, omae o korosu,¡± said Heero, grabbing the telegraph.¡° What the heck is this?¡±

On the telegraph, it¡¯s a bunch of words. It said this:

¡°Tomorrow morning, ok? Ja!¡±

¡° Looks like Relena¡¯s I.Q. has become the same as Duo¡¯s.¡± said Wufei.

¡° Really? I never knew I was that smart!¡± said Duo.

¡° I forgot, Duo has no IQ.¡±

¡° Stop it Wufei!¡± said Quatre, as Duo looked blankly at the two of them.

¡° What the heck, who cares?¡± said Heero, crumbling the telegram up.

¡° You do.¡± Said Duo.

¡° Shut up,¡± said Heero, throwing the telegram in the garbage can.

¡°It¡¯s late, let¡¯s go rest.¡± Said Trowa

¡° I¡¯m not, there¡¯s a Pokemon, Digimon, and an Escaflowne marathon coming up.¡± Said Duo.

¡° Do whatever u want, just don¡¯t disturb us sleeping.¡± Said Heero, with a hint of threat in his voice.

So the g-boys went to sleep. All except Duo, that is. At 10:00pm, Duo was watching the Pokemon marathon.

¡° Go, Pikachu, you can do it!¡± shouted Duo.

¡° Duo, be quiet.¡± Demanded Quatre.

¡°Ok.¡± Replied Duo, his eyes glued to the T.V.

Just as Quatre was about to go to sleep, suddenly¡­¡­.

 

¡° NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡±

¡° OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡± shouted Duo, ¡°what was that for, Trowa?¡± asked Duo.

¡° Be quiet, we¡¯re trying to sleep.¡± Trowa replied

Everybody went back to sleep, Duo, was still watching the Pokemon marathon, 1 hour later¡­¡­¡­¡­

¡° WOOHOO! Digimon, digital monster, digimon are the champions!¡±

Suddenly a pillow came out of nowhere and hit Duo on the head.

¡° OWWWWWWWW!¡± shouted Duo.

¡°Shut up!¡± said Heero.

¡°Ok¡±

about 1 hour later¡­¡­.

¡° Hitomi! Use your pendant!¡±

¡°Omae o korosu,¡± said Heero.

¡°Shhhh!¡± shushed Duo.

Click. The safety clicked as Heero took it off of the gun, after he had pointed it at Duo¡¯s head.

¡° OWWWWWWW!¡± screamed Duo. By this time, everyone had been awake, since Duo shouted on top of his lungs.

¡° Oops?¡±

¡° Maxwell! You are going to hell!¡± shouted Wufei.

¡°Huddle!¡± said Quatre.

So they huddled together, leaving Duo to his T.V.

¡°Why don¡¯t we¡­..¡± suggested Quatre.

¡°Why not.¡± Agreed Heero.

¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­

¡° Hey! Get your hands off of me!¡± shouted Duo.

By now, Heero was holding Duo still, Quatrte and Trowa was tying him up, and Wufei was putting a piece of duck tape over his mouth.

¡°Now, we¡¯ll have a moment peace.¡± said Trowa.

The rest of the night was silent. Except for Duo¡¯s muffling noise whenever he was trying to scream at the T.V. The night came and went¡­..

                                        *~*~*~*

¡°Hey guys, I know what that telegram meant!¡± shouted Duo, triumphantly.

¡°What does it mean?¡± asked Heero.

¡° It means: Tomorrow, Shinigami will rule the Earth. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!¡±

Click. The safety went off of the gun once more, ¡° Omae o korosu,¡± said¡­c¡¯mon, you know who.

¡°Who are you gonna kill?¡± asked a girls voice.

¡°RELENA???¡± exclaimed the G-boys.

¡°Hey guys!¡±

Heero shot Duo a dirty look. Duo just simply shrugged his shoulders and ignored it. To hide his curiosity, hero went on the computer.

¡°So, what are you doing Heero?¡± asked Relena, walking over to the computer.

¡°Hacking into Dorothy¡¯s private files.¡± Replied Heero.

¡°Really?¡± asked Relena, putting her elbow down on the keyboard. By accident, she put her elbow on¡­..

¡°Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RELENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡±

¡°Sorry.¡± Apologized Relena, backing off.

¡°You just messed the whole thing up! I was THIS close to getting her files!¡± Heero stood up, ¡° This shot was for Duo, but I¡¯m gonna use it here,¡± he pointed the gun at Relena¡¯s head.

¡°I said I¡¯m sorry!¡± exclaimed Relena, stepping back, but she bumped into Quatre, which was getting everyone a snack of chocolate cake, causing him to slap the cake onto his face.

¡° I¡¯m sorry!¡±

¡°It¡¯s ok.¡±

¡°I¡¯ll help you.¡±

¡°No, it¡¯s ok, I can manage.¡±

¡° I insist!¡±

¡°No, it¡¯s ok!¡±

¡°I¡¯ll help.¡±

        Relena and Quatre was both holding one side of the glass plate which USED to contain the cake.

        ¡°Fine, you can have it.¡± Both said in unison. At the same time, both dropped the plate. CRASH!

        ¡°Uh-oh!¡± Relena thought.

        ¡°NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RRREEEELLLLLEEEENNNNAAAA!!¡±

        ¡°I¡¯m sorry!¡±

        ¡°Dorothy gave me that plate for my birthday last month!¡±

        ¡°I¡¯m so sorry.¡±

        ¡°Leave me alone for a while, we can probably play chess later.¡±

        ¡°Ok!¡± agreed Relena, cheerfully.

        Relena walked over to the coffee table where Trow and Wufei were playing chess. Duo was sitting on the couch, stuffing chips into his mouth like a pig¡­ I mean, like how he always does.

        ¡°Wow this chips is good!¡± said Duo.

        ¡°Really! Can I try some?¡± asked Relena.

        ¡°Sure!¡± replied Duo.

        Relena bent over the chess board and tried to get some chips.

        ¡° Almost there, almost!¡±

¡°OOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!¡± ¡° NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡±

        ¡°RELENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡± yelled Trowa.

        Suddenly, there¡¯s a silence in the room.

        ¡° Did I just hear what I heard?¡± asked Quatre, running from the bathroom

        ¡° Was¡± said Wufei

        ¡°It¡± said Duo.

        ¡°Trowa?¡± said Heero

        ¡° You Peacecraft woman! What did you do that for?!¡± shouted Wufei.

        ¡°I¡¯m sorry, I didn¡¯t mean to do that.¡±

        ¡° This time, it wasn¡¯t Maxwell that destroyed the game, it was you!¡±

        ¡° Geez! It¡¯s just a game!¡±

        ¡°She¡¯s right, it was just a friendly game.¡± Said Trowa.

        ¡° Humph¡± snorted Wufei as he walked away.

        ¡° Hey guys! What did I miss?¡± asked Dorothy, she had just come in.

        ¡° Nothing much, just Relena messed up Trowa and Wufei¡¯s chess game and Wufei got pissed.¡± Informed Duo.

        ¡° It wasn¡¯t my fault!¡± protested Relena.

        ¡°Oh.¡± Wondered Quatre.

        ¡° Yo, woman! Why don¡¯t you go play with loverboy over there?¡± said Wufei.

        ¡°Shut up! Who do you mean lover boy?¡± said Relena.

        ¡°C¡¯mon, you know, and all of us know, you got the hots for Heero.¡± Teased Duo.

        ¡°I do not! Heero aren¡¯t you going to say something?¡± asked Relena turning around.

        ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

        ¡° Heero!¡±

        ¡°Huh? What? Is Relena gone yet?¡±

        ¡° For your big fat information, I am not leaving yet. And I don¡¯t plan to leave til tomorrow.¡±

        ¡°WHAT?¡± yelled the G-boys in unison.

        ¡° Hello? Does anybody remember me?¡± asked Dorothy.

        ¡° I do!¡± said Quatre.

        ¡° Ugh! Another woman!¡± complained Wufei.

        ¡° So that makes three of us.¡±

        ¡°Shut up!¡± said Wufei

        ¡° Spill it, what are you guys doing here?¡± asked Duo.

        ¡°We¡­¡­..we¡­.uh¡­.we just wanted to see you guys!¡± replied Relena.

        ¡°Yeah right.¡± Said Heero.

        ¡° Fine, we want you guys to do us a favor¡± Said Relena.

        ¡°What?¡± asked the G-boys.

        ¡° Will you?¡± asked Dorothy.

        ¡°But what??¡± asked Quatre.

        ¡° It¡¯s that, we really need help.¡±

        ¡°With what?¡± said Duo.

        ¡°We need you to¡­¡± said Relena.

        ¡° to¡­¡± Dorothy whispered something in Quatre¡¯s ear.

        ¡° WHAT!? I¡¯M NOT DOING THAT!!!!!!¡±

        ¡°Quatre, please! Won¡¯t you do it for me?¡± asked Dorothy. Giving Quatre the puppy face.

        ¡° NO! Absolutely NOT! I¡¯m am not going to do that if my life depended on it!¡±

        ¡° What do you want us to do?¡± asked Heero.

        ¡° Yeah, we could do anything in the universe, we could do¡­¡± said Duo.

        ¡° Really? You could do ANYTHING in the universe?¡± asked Relena.

        ¡° Yes, we could do anything in the universe,¡± confirmed Duo.

        ¡° Really?¡±

        All the pilots nodded to that question, well, except Quatre.

        ¡° Well¡­we¡¯re a little short of money¡­¡± started Dorothy.

        ¡° So¡­¡± continued Relena.

        ¡° So¡­ we were thinking if you could¡­¡±

        ¡° Could¡­¡±

        Then Dorothy snapped under her nervousness and shouted, ¡° COULD YOU POSE IN PLAYGIRLS FOR US????¡±

        ¡° WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????¡±

~*~*~*~*~

to be continued¡­

 

        Hey all of you out there, I hope you liked this fanfiction. I actually changed the ending of my old one to form this new version. If you are interested in reading my old one, you could go to www.yaoijanai.com to read it. Now, I¡¯m gonna sit in front of my computer and stare at my email inbox¡­. You know what to do, so get cracking and start writing those reviews! Send those reviews to [email protected] please. Oh, and have a nice life. Ja!